Monkeys attendees all set to give the drinks trolley a Boon-like nudge on the flight home after massive Cannes win.
Aussie agencies flying the flag over at Cannes! Mercifully, no one yet stooped to a hideous "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!"
Cannes has wrapped up for yet another a year & here's B&T's final post before going out to antagonise a French waiter.
Aussie agencies flying the flag at Cannes. Thankfully, no public drunkenness or nude swimming from our attendees either.
Unfortunately B&T reporting from the cheap seats at Cannes today. Just to clarify, we think most of this is correct.
Think the Poms hate our guts this morning after the Ashes? Well, we're pissing off people in the south of France, too.
B&T on the ground and reporting live from the Cannes epicentre. Can also confirm the French still not giving la fuck.
Despite B&T's recent & sometimes negative Bud Light coverage, it has in no way diminished our love for all things beer.
B&T's Cannes contingent disguised in All Black jerseys & Uggs on the Croisette today as Kiwi agencies rule day one.
The B&T team is in Cannes and, in what can best be described as a case of 'quelle surprise', has even filed a story!
It's the first of what's sure to be many stories ahead of Cannes. And B&T's already run out of any La Croisette gags.
Kerri Elstub has been with Nine for a staggering 23 years. Long enough to remember Kerry's succulent Christmas hams.
Normally its just the delegates storming the networking drinks at conferences, but not anymore in this era of protest.
Save for watching old Mike Tyson fights on YouTube, you'll see no greater heavy-hitters today than in this video.
Surely Mat Baxter is Australia's third greatest advertising export behind David Droga and large barbecued shrimp.
B&T chats with marketing mastermind Thomas Barta! "Mastermind" a euphemism for not understanding everything he said.
Here, B&T chats with the AFR’s managing editor, Cosima Marriner. We even tried to drop "fiscal prudence" at one stage.
Thought yesterday's Susan Coghill article was the 'Star Wars' of tourism journalism? Part two's 'Empire Strikes Back'.
B&T's chatting with Tourism Australia's CMO Susan Coghill. But not before mentioning the diarrhoea we picked up in Kuta.
Putting aside the unfortunate run in with the local gendarmerie, B&T's crew indulged in Yahoo's joyous return to Cannes.
Leos Sydney nabs Australia's first Lion at Cannes. Also nabs themselves excess baggage fees on return flight.
The question is will Sophie Lander be now down the Jeep dealership this weekend?
The Women In Media Power list is indeed LONG! Meaning there's every chance you're on it if you're prepared to scroll.
B&T's overnight TV ratings report is like Shakespeare as retold to That's Life magazine while drinking heavily.
It would appear Shaun Micallef and Tom Gleeson would prove far more popular leaders than the incumbents.
It's prime time viewing right now and surprisingly there's not even a hint of a limbo dancing reality show insight.
It appears sing-alongs were tickling Australians' fancy over playing with Lego or whizzing up a backseat meal.
Industry love-in events can be a snooze fest, but not when one of the presenters goes completely off script.
B&T never misses an issue of the AFR Magazine. Even if we do stick New Idea in the middle of it.
IBM CMO Jodie Sangster announces departure. Has promised not to do a podcast, take up painting or open a yoga retreat.
Here's a photo special from last week's B&T/smrtr lunch. Yes, we've preferenced those with well-manicured nasal hairs.
It's all hot potato and big red cars in the B&T office this morning. Scottish staffer reconsiders visa application.
B&T's scribe had a tear of joy rolling down his cheek as he tucked into his first industry arancini ball in a year.
B&T delivers a breaking news industry scoop. And, trust us, this time we're 79.98% certain it's even correct.
If there's one person who would empathise with Jens on former staff offering unhelpful advice, it has to be Mark Read.
Seven’s Katie McGrath has released a "harrowing" memoir that it has to be said reads like a plot for a Seven TV show.
