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Magnite used its Ad Week presentation to shitcan linear TV, as James Warburton seen keying cars in the car park.

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B&T reporting live from Ad Week at Luna Park. And reminiscing about that time we threw-up on the Rotor as a 10-year-old.

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Of all the world's filthy rich, at least Elon seems the most crazy and most out there of an otherwise boring bunch.

If you think this top PRs list was influenced by the price of the booze they send us at Christmas you'd be 110% correct.

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B&T's reporter was at Splendour In The Grass at the weekend &, surprisingly, even remembered enough of it to file this.

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