WPP Reports 6.9% Q2 Revenue Growth, But A Decline In Tech Spending Is Causing Headwinds
WPP staff warned against using company credit cards for hookers as Q2s point to gathering storm clouds.
WPP staff warned against using company credit cards for hookers as Q2s point to gathering storm clouds.
WPP nabs 30% stake in diversity-focused agency, Majority. Which, even with basic maths, is clearly not a majority.
WPP's Q1s likened to a service station meat pie - not bad, not great either, with a few suspicious looking lumpy bits.
Work at WPP? Well, pat yourself on the back after these numbers. Give yourself a double pat if you did f@ck-all, too.
Report shows cost of ignoring minority ethnic consumers. Not that those slightly racist Kan Tong ads are recommended.
Work for WPP? Grab a colleague in a teary embrace and say "we did it" on receipt of these polished overnight numbers.
WPP unveils impressive half years and, yes, B&T has again converted the pounds to dollars for your reading delectation.
Cannes is too often a lot of hot air from entitled, white rich people. But it can also do good, like this initiative.
WPP's Michael Houston tired of hearing "Houston, we have a problem!" every time there's a problem.
Mark Read gives Elon's purchase of Twitter the thumbs up. Apparently less enthusiastic about Grimes' last album.
WPP's Aussie operations can expect a visit from a man in a brown suit & briefcase after local ops fail to shine in Q4s.
WPP acquires major stake in a branding & design agency, as Sir Martin's pussy cops aggressive ear tickle.
Yet further proof the holding companies want to play in the ecommerce space comes this news. And the cool trainer space.
Australia ranked worst performer of WPP's top five markets. Those bloody showboating Germans again the teacher's pet.
WPP fined $26 million for alleged bribery & corruption. But got off the counterfeiting & the plane hijacking charge.
B&T has baked the latest WPP numbers, dipped them in chocolate, rolled them in coconut and lamingtonised them here.
It was a weekend of victory for anyone that works at WPP, supports Belgium in the Euro or is excited by lockdowns.
Squabbles, cattiness, gossip & evictions. It may sound like an episode of Big Brother but it's the local WPP operations.